laserrlife

laserrlife

25 / the gay jerry seinfeld

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Oldboy
  • Alien

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  • The Mummy

    ★★★

  • Showgirls

    ★★½

  • The Matrix

    ★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★½

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  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★½

    If the final 20 minutes of this movie didn’t exist it would be stellar

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Possibly the greatest cuck story of all time.

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  • Heathers

    Heathers

    ★★★★½

    “Say, ‘I like to suck big dicks.’”

    “Okay…you like to suck big dicks.”

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    girl no offense but forget about that cat and GET OUT OF THERE

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