Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cinderella 2021

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I wanted to shoot myself 10 minutes into the movie

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Just shut the fuck up and sing
  

  Go away from my windoww,
  Leave at your own chosen speed
  I’m not the one you want babe
  I am not the one you need.

  Fire movie. Cigarettes count: 201
  Love triangle affair trope corny,
  Elle fanning was absolutely beautiful.

  4 stars because I disassociated after this film.

Popular reviews

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  Catch Me If You Can 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2023

  “How’d you do it frank? How’d you pass the bar in Louisiana?” 

  “I didn’t cheat. I studied for 2 weeks and I passed.”

  LMAOO

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