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  • 28 Days Later
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Aladdin
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  • The Vourdalak

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Legally Blonde

    ★★★★

  • Class of Nuke 'Em High

    ★★★½

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  • The Vourdalak

    The Vourdalak

    ★★★½

    Come for the puppet vampire, stay for the puppet vampire.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Fun movie, but not the movie I was hoping it to be. Really cool concept that’s executed well, but I think the movie falls a little flat in the final act. I don’t know, can’t put my finger on why I didn’t like this more. 

    That being said, Robert Pattinson is one of the most exciting actors right now and I’m so glad he’s on my Oscars team!

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★

    Haven’t been this scared during a movie since seeing Hereditary in theaters. And you know what? This may have scared me even more, on a more visceral level. I adore the horror genre and I’m normally begging for more scares in movies, but not this one. I was begging for it to be over.

    I’m going to say what everyone else has said and reiterate that if you don’t like this movie or don’t find it to be that scary, I…

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    Oz Perkins knew he wanted to make a movie to film elaborate, gory, and hilarious over-the-top kills and I respect the hell out of him for it. An awesome and unconventional follow-up to Longlegs, one in which he’s clearly just relishing in its dark humor that comes with every scene. Who knew we would be getting two Final Destination movies this year?

    Narratively, it’s very simple (it’s based on a short story after all), but horror fans will enjoy it. If the last act of the movie was as good as the first two, this would probably be an even higher score. Elijah Wood hive rise up!!!