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  • 28 Days Later
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Aladdin
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  • The Final Destination

    ★★

  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

  • The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

  • The Vourdalak

    ★★★½

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  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ★★

    It was immediately evident why this is considered to be the worst of the franchise. It’s riddled with bad acting, abysmal CGI (did they forget that practical effects are allowed?), and lazy writing. Seriously, what were they thinking with these boring and unlikable characters? I felt nothing for them. 

    That being said, a few of the kills were actually pretty creative. But that doesn’t excuse the fact that this movie was clearly only made for the purpose of being a 3D movie. After about the third premonition of a CG snake or cigarette coming right at the screen, I could only laugh.

  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch

    A joy from start to finish. So creative and loved how each kid got their chance to shine. I dare you to watch this and not smile the whole time.

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  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★★

    Lowkey a horror comedy? The Invisible Man is such a menace! I don’t know why but I expected him to be a boring villain but he’s awesome. Just a crazy dude who wants to cause chaos. 

    Great special effects, especially for the 30s. I honestly don’t even know how they pulled most of these stunts off. 

    Wayyy better than the 2020 remake in every regard.  

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★

    Haven’t been this scared during a movie since seeing Hereditary in theaters. And you know what? This may have scared me even more, on a more visceral level. I adore the horror genre and I’m normally begging for more scares in movies, but not this one. I was begging for it to be over.

    I’m going to say what everyone else has said and reiterate that if you don’t like this movie or don’t find it to be that scary, I…