Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  That's one slick flick! Movie magic babeeeee!

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  The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari 1920

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  best cabinet movie EVER MADE

Popular reviews

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  Splash 1984

  ★½ Watched 20 Nov 2019 4

  i ended up really hating this film, its just ET where he wants to fuck ET, deeply wrong, gross innocent/childlike girl male fantasy fulfilling dumb yuck

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  Twisted Pair 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2018 3

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  Perhaps the closest I've seen to a film being genuinely indescribable. It rearranged my brain.

  There are 2 Neil Breens. One of them sports the most obviously fake moustache I've ever seen. We see real Breen Tears. One moment made me laugh harder than I can ever remember laughing in the cinema. Breen can fucking fly. Big 2001 baby rubber alien face make Breen brothers fly. He stalks a girl home and is very rapey and half way through…