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Nosferatu 2024
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Very pretty with some fun performances but man this really didn’t hit the heights I hoped it would.
Obviously this is a story that’s been adapted and retold a billion times so maybe this fault doesn’t lie with just this film; but the resolution of the story coming down to lily rose depp’s character giving orlok exactly what he wants (both in the form of sex and a return to his slumber), while she loses her life (while all of…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
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Exceeded my expectations but this is modern MCU so my expectations were lower than low.
Harrison Ford did a lot more ✨acting✨ than I thought he would, even though he was basically just playing Harrison Ford.
Was kind of sad that he had to become a big red monster at the end, but I don’t know why I’d expect anything more subtle from comic book schlock so like fair enough I guess?
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Lucy the Human Chimp 2021
Reject modernity, embrace 6 and a half years on chimp island
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