Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Escape Room 2019

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Unwatchable travesty, one of the worst scripts I’ve ever seen in a movie idk

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 05 Feb 2025

  My choice for Best Picture

Popular reviews

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  Street Dreams 2009

  ★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  Is this movie essentially a school project that a bunch of guys made bcos they got really high one night a thought they should be film stars. Yes. Is it a tonally inconsistent, at times structurally unsound and a little confusing. Also yes.

  But there are so many movies in the word with no passion in them, placid uninspired movies that no one really wants to sign their name to and end up falling by the wayside, and this is not one of those.

  It’s charming, it’s cheap, and sometimes, boys just wanna have fun

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2024

  Dude if only her name was Melbourne Sweeney…they might’ve filmed this right outside my house!