Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Presence 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  A feature length reenactment in one of those “I was haunted” Syfy channel shows.

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  Bitch Ass 2022

  ★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  That’s not how pulleys work!

Popular reviews

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  Fear Street: 1666 2021

  ★ Watched 16 Jul 2021

  “Goode is evil!” made me chuckle.

  The metaphor in the final installment of the Fear Street trilogy is clumsy and overbearing. The curse continues to make no sense. I get it, women are victims and white men are all evil. But where the fuck was Sarah this whole time? And the flashbacks! So when you touch her bones you get inundated with her whole story. But if that’s the case wouldn’t Ziggy already have known the truth and how to…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  If I had a nickel for every time I saw a psychic sex scene this year I’d have two nickels, which isn’t much but it’s strange that it happened twice. I’d also have two nickels for every time I saw children killed in front of their parents… which again is strange that it happened twice this year.

  Robert Eggers, you owe me 20 cents. 🫵
  I’ll start a tab.