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  Jackass Number Two 2006

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The one film that perfectly matches its poster. Look at that fucking skull. That immaculately describes this whole film. I personally think this is the least tame film in the franchise, possibly the craziest.

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  Bio-Dome 1996

  ½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Patrick and SpongeBob. Pineapple Head. Yellow dread. Ice Spice. Nobhead. Skittles packet. Easily drawable. Fuck. Where did my family go? Logan Paul.

Popular reviews

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  Air Head

  ½ Watched 17 Apr 2024 4

  The first ever "AI short film" that I've seen. I wouldn't even consider this a "short film" because where even is the short film in this? All I'm seeing is a lazy, soulless, pathetic slop of nothingness made through words being typed onto a generator. There's no hard-work, no experience, nothing. This is our first mile on the road towards the death of creativity, actually nah, we're already miles ahead, the road narrowed not too long ago. Disrespectfully, fuck this and fuck whoever is responsible for making it.

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  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2023 2

  I’d recommend watching this film before looking at any review, including this one. Avert your eyes now and go watch the film, I beg.

  In some people's eyes, I may be overreacting when I say that this film flipped a switch in me. I have only just realised that every negative in my life has vaporised away, because I just watched another masterclass, banger starring both Jack Nicholson and Scatman Crothers in the same film (They're both in The Shining).…