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  • Starship Troopers
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
  • Blue Velvet

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • 13 Going on 30

    ★★★★½

  • American Fiction

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    This kind of film is right up my street in the Starship Troopers/Fifth Element. Big budget absurd sci Fi satire that's also very funny. The anticapitalist satire is so extreme and on the nose yet I don't think it hits the mark in the way Parasite so cleverly did. The performances are great, Ruffalos Trump/Elvis hybrid and his dynamic with Colette was so repellent yet couldn't take my eyes off it. The plot seemed to lose its way a little bit towards the end and I felt more could have been made of the ethics of Expendables but all in all loved the goofy space comedy.

  • 13 Going on 30

    13 Going on 30

    ★★★★½

    ...you can't just turn back time.
    Why not?

    And just the right amount of nonce humour

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Urbanist Batman walks or takes the train when he can and only the car when he has to. Since the Lego Batman completely deconstructed the batman myth and character it's been hard not to overlook the inherent silliness of him. This film overcomes it by going twofooted into the daftness of the character and his world, with great design and grittiness that sells it in most parts. The plot is necessarily convoluted in a way that Raymond Chandler would be…

  • The Quiet Man

    The Quiet Man

    ★★★★

    Been so aggressively orangepilled against motonormativity that when I watch a film like this set in a bucolic pre-mass car ownership age, 90% of the time all I'm thinking is

    cars fucking suck.

    The tandem bike equals freedom.

    Yeats got it

    I will arise and go now, for always night and day
    I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
    While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey,
    I hear it in the deep heart’s core.


    Other 10% was the misogyny

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