Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2023

  Milking fetishists unite!

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  Tetris 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2023

  #Tetris was a perfect movie. The sexy, thrilling, dangerous world of contract negotiations finally realized on film. Masterpiece!

  (I sound sarcastic, but no seriously, it’s fucking great.)

Popular reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★½ Added

  Coordinated chaos. Death ballet. Diesel opera. Greased bullets. Pole dance murder.

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  Christopher Robin 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2018

  It broke me. I’m broken.