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  • Skinamarink

    ½

  • The Night House

    ★★½

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ½

    Masturbatory nostalgia bait. With all of the praise it’s received it left me thinking that the emperor has no clothes and people want to feel bright for understanding art. I’ll concede that clearly it seems to resonate with people on some experiential level but so do ASMR videos on YouTube. Actually I feel like maybe people are so pleased with this excrement because they are somehow transported back in time to their childhood in some regressive anal phase of development when watching it

  • The Night House

    The Night House

    ★★½

    It was well-made and beautiful and had some cool moments in the first half. But there is nothing I hate more than modern artsy ‘intellectual’ horror that has to beat you over the head with hamfisted allegorical messages until the movie just isn’t scary anymore…. Like you can take the plot at face value but it just felt like an obnoxious after school special about depression and grief. the payoff was just not there for me and it felt really…

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