Hayley

Hayley

Favorite films

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • The Nice Guys
  • Sick of Myself

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  • Alanis Morissette: Jagged Little Pill, Live

  • Mickey 17

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

  • On Falling

    ★★★★

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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

    Super epic gay redemption arc nazi Sam Rockwell makes me almost forgive him for the dream I had where he tried to kill me and my sister at a house viewing

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★★★★

    Using your homies penis as a compass we've all been there right fellas??? RIGHT FELLAS???

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  • Jim Henson Idea Man

    Jim Henson Idea Man

    ★★★★

    Rainbow connection 🤝🏻 making me cry

  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    ★★★★½

    I feel a certain kinship to the green blob man. I think I would consider him my friend. We'd share a meal, split a bottle of wine and he'd make his noises. I'd laugh, "oh green blob man you are a crazy guy" and then our hands would touch... Gentle. It would linger, neither of us saying anything. Nothing would come of it but it would be something for us. A moment we knew as fleeting but so there it was un-ignorable. He'd gurgle the meal, make his noises and we'd let ourselves forget about it. Then, at my funeral, he'd make a beautiful, heartfelt eulogy.