Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Order 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  Extra .5 for A+ performances from Hoult and Law.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  In a world full of Ivans, get yourself an Igor.

Popular reviews

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  R♥️J 2021

  ★★ Watched 30 Jan 2021

  Artsy Instagram posts, cute crop tops, and the Criterion Channel app randomly hanging out in the background of his phone while he makes a Spotify playlist and a Tik Tok?
  Yep, this is definitely Gen Z Romeo and Juliet.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2023

  Barbie: "Hey, can you get these intrusive thoughts out of my head so I never think about death again and also can you make it so I don't have cellulite?"
  The Universe: "No 😘"

  In other words...

  This movie asks its audience, “Are you depressed? Do you have anxiety? Do you have an eating disorder? Do you live in LA? Does the patriarchy also bum you out, because it's really fucking wearing us down???!!! Do you ever feel burned out…