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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  I like how the villain of this film was created by co-workers throwing around a dead fish like a football

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  idk why I went in with such high expectations considering this is still one of those weird live action hybrid things akin to alvin and the chipmunks, the smurfs, and woody the fucking wood pecker. welp, you live and you learn I guess.

Popular reviews

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  Eighth Grade 2018

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  I don't care how much people love this movie I despise it with every fibre of my being watching it is like watching two blind children trying finish a puzzle and you just want to scream at them where the fucking pieces go but you can't because they're blind children. I don't think they even wrote dialogue for this film they just put people in a room and told them go ham.

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  Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022

  ½ Watched 20 May 2022

  I- I cannot believe people actually think this is a good movie. this was one of the most disastrous, unfunny, and weird movies i've ever seen in my life. this can't be real

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