Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  haven’t felt this invested in a conclave since tom hank’s 2009 film angels and demons, the highly anticipated sequel to da da Vinci code

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  three of the stars are for Theo James’s pathetic little mullet alone…it really did something to me. 
  but also this was so fun. i expected cheese and i got cheese, i had a great time.

Popular reviews

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  The Graduate 1967

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2023 1

  god, the more i think about it the angrier I get. I hate this movie

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  the last act made me dizzy and i loved it so much.
  i love a grotesquely yummy practical effect creature.

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