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Robin Hood 2018
The politics are.. Not as mangled as I was expecting from the trailers, though my expectations were very low lol. The costume and set design is fun though, there are some particularly fun action scenes, and I want more sexy ahistorical nonsense like it (Baz Luhrmann R&J is still Tops though). Came for Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx, stayed for the Aesthetic. This sorta hits my baseline standard for a fun brainless Hollywood blockbuster.
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Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
On the whole, Jake makes a terribly loveable/love-to-hateable Mysterio. Based on his performance in Nightcrawler alone, I was extremely excited to hear about him taking up the mantle. I just wish he wasn't the one big reason I like this movie.
Whereas Homecoming was good at clearly delivering its message and Keaton brought so much power to a good villain role, FFH seems to rely entirely on Gyllenhaal to carry a more muddled message on his back. I will admit…
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Call Me by Your Name 2017
One of these stars is reserved for Sufjan Stevens and Sufjan Stevens ONLY
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Jupiter Ascending 2015
How can anyone doubt the Wachowski sisters are women when they've created the best modern coming of age film full of girls' YA tropes of all time. Not 5 stars only for the small problem of this needing to be like 6 movies instead of introducing more plot at a rate of 60 mph
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