Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Bong Joon Ho’s Starship Troopers.

  An accidentally perfectly timed movie about why killing despots is a moral imperative. 

  Robert Pattinson doing the stupidest voice you’ve ever heard.

  1000x more physical comedy than expected. 

  Would u have sex with ur clone or no?

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  Being There 1979

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  I have Chauncey Gardiner rizz (autism) + Eve’s pathetic yearning and in-heat-edness

Popular reviews

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  Lost in Translation 2003

  ★½ Watched 09 Oct 2023

  I’m all for a style-over-substance film if the substance isn’t this vile. This rewatch was a cringe-fest.

  Not to sound woker-than-thou, but arthouse racism is still racism, no? 

  Absolutely GOATed soundtrack, breathtaking cinematography, but could not believe in the central romance for 2 seconds and found the entire premise distasteful. 

  Oops.

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  Anora 2024

  Watched 29 Oct 2024

  The most fun I’ve had at the movies in a while. A fantastic and h*rny screwball class comedy with a Safdie-esque tension throughout, and a pretty strong emotional undercurrent. Feels like the movie Sean Baker’s spent his whole career working up to (on 35 mm no less.)

  Incredibly stoked for the career Mikey Madison’s about to have after this. 

  Contains some of the most out-of-pocket needle drops. 

  I’m so sick of discourse y’all. Can we let a movie simmer for…