Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Lotta shady divas vying for the papacy

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  West Side Story 2021

  Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Spielberg just keeps flexing that $100 million dollar budget omggg

  Delightful. A+ choreo, production design, arrangements, cinematography, mouse boy

  Oh also costuming. The ‘50s menswear in this ripssss. Bring back guys wearing fruity argyle polos tucked into high-waisted pleated trousers.

  Did laugh when Diesel gets his musical number and his vocal is hard tuned asff. But hey, he’s just here to goof around

Popular reviews

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  Lost in Translation 2003

  ★½ Watched 09 Oct 2023

  I’m all for a style-over-substance film if the substance isn’t this vile. This rewatch was a cringe-fest.

  Not to sound woker-than-thou, but arthouse racism is still racism, no? 

  Absolutely GOATed soundtrack, breathtaking cinematography, but could not believe in the central romance for 2 seconds and found the entire premise distasteful. 

  Oops.

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  Parasite 2019

  Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  A delight to be here for my brother’s first watch! A script that knows exactly how airtight it is. Contains some of the best sight gags of the past decade. 

  6 years later and the American studio system is still churning out cheap imitations like clockwork.