After watching a sub-par action movie like this one, you really appreciate Michael Bay's mastery of the big-guy-punches-other-big-guy-with-explosions genre. Del Toro is in a league of his own, of course, but you can't beat the Bay-os, and Rampage doesn't even come close.
Also, Jeffery Dean Morgan chewed the scenery harder than that aligator chewed on that wolfs head.
Also, I feel insane whenever I log and review one of these movies, because no-one knows what the fuck I'm on about.