Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Get Shorty 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Tony Soprano with greasy ponytail was firmly in the uncanny valley

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  Rampage 2018

  ★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  After watching a sub-par action movie like this one, you really appreciate Michael Bay's mastery of the big-guy-punches-other-big-guy-with-explosions genre. Del Toro is in a league of his own, of course, but you can't beat the Bay-os, and Rampage doesn't even come close.

  Also, Jeffery Dean Morgan chewed the scenery harder than that aligator chewed on that wolfs head.

  Also, I feel insane whenever I log and review one of these movies, because no-one knows what the fuck I'm on about.

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  The Joker duology feels like one of those modern art pranks: the first one was the part where they put something stupid in the gallery and people treat it like its a piece of art, and the second one is the prankster revealing the truth.

  Joker was a film more intent on being heard than saying anything coherent. Despite allegedly dealing with important themes about mental health and societies social systems, the first film had nothing of any real consequence…

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  Trapped in Paradise 1994

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2022

  Christmas masterpiece. Complete insanity from start to finish in the best way possible. I am convinced that Nic Cage is secretly the greatest living actor, and i refuse to let anyone tell me different.