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  Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  a wacky ride in a bat-themed rollercoaster on tracks made of licorice

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  The Fall 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  easily the sweetest movie i’ve ever seen. i cried, so so hard.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  if you like bad acting, incredible shots, and great vibes ruined by repetition, you’ll love this shit

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  4 of these stars are for benjamin wallfisch’s score, would’ve been a full 5th star if not for the ol “die bitch” moment

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