Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  George of the Jungle 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of phyiscal comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

  'Hey Brendan, it's just a goofy kids film, no need to get too ripped okay?'
  Brendan Fraser: ...
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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  You are a manager. Manage.

  I want one of their cunty outfits!
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Popular reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  TRIGGER WARNING:

  I'm not gonna do my normal quote and fun review.
  This film is a disgusting attempt and a sorry excuse for a feminist film.
  Horrific topics are handled heinously and I strongly urge everyone to avoid this with the utmost sincerity.
  One scene is so upsetting it has no right to be on any screen and is simply irresponsible to the extreme.

  I can only assume Kravitz intended this to come out differently but her handling of the…

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025 2

  The monkey that likes killing our family, it's back.

  It's gory, it's so funny and Theo James is great.
  And best of all, I know what to get Amy for her bday eeeeeeeeep
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