This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If the office was about a poker tournament. Thought it was gonna be a mega beast film and it was cracking me up at the start but the second half of the film is so boring.
"Yes, I did get thrown out of my own casino, I'm not sure how exactly that happened, but they do say that I gave the order."
*In Boston accent* Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout' dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.
The most uneventful movie I've seen in a long time. The characters are annoyingly wholesome, totally devoid from any edge what so ever. The main protagonist gets through the few moments of conflict way too easily. 2 of the stars I have given are for Rach McAdarse and Margot Robarse.
