Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I love every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z

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  Stardust 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jan 2025

  Neil gaiman jumpscare when the credits rolled was not appreciated

Popular reviews

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  Soldiers of Fortune 2012

  ★ Watched 09 Feb 2019 3

  Take a few actors who know what the fuck they are doing and stick them in the middle of a production where no other fucker does and this is what you get.

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  Watched 09 May 2021

  You can try to comprehend Freddy Got Fingered but you will fail, you can try to like Freddy Got Fingered but you will fail, you can try to HATE Freddy Got Fingered but you will fail. After you witness Freddy Got Fingered you may try to escape it but YOU. WILL. FAIL

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