Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Anora 2024

  Watched 19 Oct 2024 3

  I have the opposite of emetophobia. I love seeing vomit in film and TV. Thinking about a prop master coming up with the consistency and an actor with a tube in their mouth truly excites me. Anora, hands down, has the best vomiting I have ever seen on screen. It’s so gross, goes on for much longer than you’d expect, and the texture is thick and revolting. 10/10 vomit.

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  Will & Harper 2024

  Watched 29 Sep 2024

  damn some of y’all wouldn’t even help your friend move

Recent reviews

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  Clifford 1994

  Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  If it wasn’t for Clifford, Los Angeles would have the most advanced public transportation in the United States.

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  Unstoppable 2010

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I love that the runaway train isn’t caused by a terrorist or a supervillain, but instead by a regular employee that made an enormous mistake.

  Every time I fuck up at work, I will be returning to Unstoppable. If I make a mistake at my marketing research job, well, at least it’s not a runaway train, hauling highly dangerous chemicals, going through the most flammable towns in Pennsylvania.

Popular reviews

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  Same Time, Next Christmas 2019

  Watched 07 Dec 2019

  This is my The Irishman.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★ Watched 14 Feb 2024 5

  It’s a completely different viewing experience when you realize that this movie centers around New York City paramedics approximately 18 months after 9/11.