The Jay Leno of Iran

The Jay Leno of Iran

You are looking at the profile of a man that does not give a single hoot.

Favorite films

  • Ex Machina
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Starship Troopers
  • Dune

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  • The Substance

    ★★½

  • Michael Clayton

    ★★★★★

  • Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

  • Torque

    ½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★½

    Black mirror episode

  • Michael Clayton

    Michael Clayton

    ★★★★★

    I’ve thought about this movie and referenced it enough to warrant a retrospective 5 ⭐️.

    Gotta run this Cloondawg back.

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  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ½

    Fucking reviewing this shit before it’s over because it’s BORING AS FUCK. Monologues and killings that are boring, and monologues and sayings and monologues and sayings and Netflix sucks ass.

  • Enemy

    Enemy

    ½

    Dennys worst movie, not particularly good in any way.

    Particularly bad if you include the opportunity cost of being young and healthy and able to fuck. When I’m 88 years old I won’t be able to absolutely plow my gf like I can now and it will forever haunt me to know that I missed out on an opportunity buck  because I watched this shit for 2 hours.

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