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Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • The Green Knight
  • Blade Runner
  • Interstellar

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  • The Revenant

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★★

  • The Musician Monkey

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★

    Ah man. Shocker streak of cinema in 2025 continues. Full video review here.

    Was actually pumped for this movie, even though I didn’t think Longlegs was as amazing as everyone said it was, I still thought it was pretty decent and showed some great promise from Director Osgood Perkins. Sadly I left feeling disappointed with this one.

    This is much more of a comedy film than a horror/thriller. It really worked for me in the opening, but then it just…

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Ah lads man what do I say about this one? Full video review here.

    Every Marvel film I somehow manage to hype myself into thinking that it might somehow be good. First trailer for this looked really bad, second trailer actually looked promising, and I was hopeful that we might get a grounded, darker, epic Captain America movie and cool addition to the MCU.

    Instead we got absolutely scammed into thinking that Red Hulk would be somehow more than just…

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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★★★

    Is this “Stoicism: The Movie”?

    And if it is, I’m fully here for it. My housemate Jamie bought this for me on blu-ray for my birthday and what a great gift it was.

    This looked absolutely stunning on blu-ray, the nature shots were incredible, the high detail in the branches, the continuous tracking shots, the wide lenses, DiCaprio and Tom Hardy’s acting performances - THIS WAS REALLY GOOD!

    It’s actually such a great feeling to watch a movie pretty blind,…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    My full video review here!

    I’m happy that at least all of us get to live in this universe where we finally start recognising Robert Pattinson for his acting abilities - the man is such a legend, has played so many great roles, proves himself time and time again and he was once again awesome here!!! 

    Overall my thoughts on this film though - it was enjoyable, it was a fun time! I wasn’t in the greatest mood while watching…

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  • Sock Six

    Sock Six

    The YouTube algorithm showing me a 'Did somebody say KFC' ad immediately after the explicit cow scene in the middle of this really completed my viewing experience.

  • Minamata

    Minamata

    ★★★★★

    Everything about this was brilliant.

    Watched the premiere at Berlinale. One of only two films I've ever seen that have brought me to tears.

    Deserves a full worldwide release.