Henry

Henry

you can't be mad at my ratings because they're based on how much i enjoyed the film not their objective quality, checkmate

Favorite films

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Mars Express
  • Like a Dog or a Boat, you tether it

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  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★½

  • The Dark Knight

    ★★★★

  • The Happening

    ★★

  • Happiness

    ★★★½

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  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★

    Every time they mention dogs in this movie:

    “This is why we bring… DOGS”
    “Were you mauled by a bear?” “No it was a dog” “Huh?” “A big dog”
    “How will it fair against dogs?” “That depends, are we talking rottweilers or chihuahuas”
    “How about we chop you up and feed you to your pooches, then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is”
    “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if…

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  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    ★★

    can't believe that guy Harvey Dent nearly shot got his own movie

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★½

    we can all agree that wallace is the worst, yeah?

    I want wallace to realise how much of a shitcunt he is in the next one and put some fuckin respect on gromit's name.

    biggest redemption arc in kino history ready for the taking, cuz wallace is at rock bottom rn

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