Sooooo Stephen King with its metaphor on being a man and the monkey on our backs that we must carry throughout our lives (if there’s no good father around). The existential crisis of knowing we are to die and everything is random gets expressed in a toy (don’t call it a toy) monkey from hell whose slogan is, Like Life. The last 3 minutes are kind of nice, otherwise wish I had walked out… 
Lots of funny lines, but v few of them delivered in funny ways 
I still believe in Osgood Perkins !

A slow burn mystery tailor made for those who love natural skin tones, low stakes criminal intent, organic non-plastic materials, old world secrets revealed, mostly men conversations, nuns in blue with attitude,  a delicate soundtrack, realistic pope in a body bag, and large yellow Title Cards. 
This is a great Catholic movie!
Which leaves us with the only question that matters:  What is the name by which you would like your papacy to be known ?
(Spoiler alert)
Innocent is already taken…

Is this movie over yet ?
Haven’t cared less about a bunch of guys in a movie since Road To Perdition...