It’s produced by Elton John? He also produced Sherlock Gnomes & Gnomeo and Juliet? It’s directed by a guy that did a bunch of Doctor Whos? Sharon Osborne is a mom in it? The first dance at prom is an Ozzy Osbourne song? There’s a lot of nudity and pubic hair in it?
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The Electric State 2025
Bigmouth Billy Bass hit the market in 1999. Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.
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Glitter 2001
I like:
The insane editing.
The inexplicable silver body paint.
When the cat showed up again half way through the movie.
That cut-rate swan mcgregor is credited for writing the “jam session”
That it accurately reveals that you make zero dollars in the music biz and have to sleep on Da Brat’s chair.
When some guy at the party calls him “deuce”.
That the whole movie takes place over 6 months tops.Translated from by -
Blood Pageant 2021
Mulholland Dr. 2 if it was an Apocalyptic Christian movie. It’s pro the Salem Witch Trials! A literal cast of thousands come and go depending on pay scale and maybe whether they showed up that day. The soundtrack will be a lost classic someday. Get in on the ground floor with this movie! It was actually playing at a movie theater! It really does feel like a couple of episodes of Twin Peaks: The Return fell into a pile of Chick Tracts.
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