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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Three things I very much enjoyed about this film:

  1. Fassbender rapidly chopping the garlic. Tantalising.
  2. How obsessively clean his glasses were.
  3. “Are you tightening your sphincter muscles?”

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  Fargo 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  “Woah Daddy.”

  It’s giving me National Lampoons on a killing/shagging spree vibes.

Popular reviews

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  Carol 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  “There are no accidents… And everything comes full circle.”

  1. This is my sixth film I’ve abused on my MUBI trial.
  2. What kind of fricking name is Harge?
  3. I need to stop watching films that make me cry. One of those times was over the name Harge.
  4. Carol’s gaydar is impeccable.
  5. Cate Blanchett’s voice is seductive.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Challengers, but on unrefined Oxy.

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