Chris

Chris

I like a lot of things critics don’t like. I dislike a lot of critically acclaimed things 😂

Favorite films

  • Mean Girls
  • The Chipmunk Adventure
  • Clue
  • Batman Returns

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  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

  • Gladiator

    ★★★

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

  • Maria

    ★★½

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    The most realistic part of these films are the crowds cheering for the gladiator and not the emperors. 

    A great cast, Johnny Storm and White Lotus brother don't really make up for the weirdness of Joaquin Phoenix from the first. There's something missing from this movie... it's not bad. It's very similar to Gladiator I, maybe too much? 

    A great cast. It's almost there. Almost.

  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★

    The only thing I think that stuck with me when I first saw this was the death of his son and wife. Everything else I don't remember at all. 

    It's not bad. Ridley Scott is a great director. I was waiting, though, for the scene with Britney, Beyoncé, and P!nk but they must have cut it for streaming.

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  • Eating Out: Drama Camp

    Eating Out: Drama Camp

    ½

    WHY DID THESE GROWN ASS PEOPLE GO TO CAMP?

  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice

    ★★★

    May we never do another movie about this shitbag fascist ever. But it's not bad. I absolutely want to see Jeremy Strong in Angels in America.

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