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The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938
I would allow Howard Hill to shoot me with an arrow for 150$ per shot any day
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The People's Joker 2022
This is the most masturbatory individualistic slog of a movie I’ve ever had to sit through.
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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024
My review: ‼️‼️🦋MOTHRA🦋‼️‼️ Mothra was my “where’s poochie” this round instead of the big pink boy. Most always knew where the pink boy was since he had way more scenes than the last film. Big plus.
My friend’s review (she’s never seen a Godzilla movie before now):
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The Batman 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Batman fights his most incel foe: the taper. He live-streams on 8chan. None of his riddles rhyme. And he’s big mad about stuff😡
I swear I wanted to like this. I really tried.
Everyone in this film is on the same ambien prescription. The direction seems to have simply been “do less.” Which could work if they were doing anything at all. R Patts looks ill for most of the film. Kravitz doesn’t seem to know what character she’s playing.…
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