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Mannequin 1987
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
so let's get this straight, roxy:
-breaks up with jonathan for not having a job
-gives him another chance after he gets a new job because she still has feelings for him
-gets stood up
-gets told by jonathan he couldn't make it because a mannequin came to life
-talks to jonathan again where he says he's with another woman
-sees that the other woman is a mannequin
-doesn't get angry or jealous initially, and instead feels bad for him…Translated from by
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Tell Your Children 1936
i put this on as background noise while i put together furniture and yeah it's still fun, not much to say, honestly a lot of it's pretty boring and forgettable but the highs (lol) are good
blanche deserved an oscar
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The Thing with Two Heads 1972
the last 20ish minutes of this are truly wonderful but before it there's 30 minutes of buildup and then a 40 minute long police chase (edit- i checked, it's 30:17 of buildup, 17:20 of surgery+recovery, and 26:49 of police chase) so i dont think i can rate it any higher
overall though i had a fantastic time and i think everybody should watch it :) very very funny
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Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map 2013
after the first 20 minutes i was like oh that was cute and kinda charming why does everyone hate it and then i went to turn it off and saw there were twenty-four more of god's own minutes left and i about died
this movie reuses songs from camp scare abracadabra-doo and legend of the phantosaur it's fucking hilarious
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