The sound of a single plastic spoon on a movie theater floor is abruptly distinct and unmistakable. It’s only fitting for that to be the soundtrack of my evening seeing The Room, an equally abruptly distinct and unmistakable film (on 35mm, in an actual movie theater—shout out to the Music Box’s great new seats!—and surrounded by a raucous audience at midnight).
The Room is the Schrodinger's Cat of early 2000s bad movies, simultaneously a four star and one star film.…