Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Book of Eli 2010

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Mila Kunis has iphone face and should not be shown in any era that’s not early 2000s

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Bodies 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2023 1

  i just know some freak out there is making thirst trap edits of Karl Weissman. 
  (that freak is me)

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  Mahito saw the heron one time and then constructed a weapon from scratch to assassinate a fucking bird. 
  …asty and joel better step up their bird hater game if they want to be taken seriously.