Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Sep 2024

  It's so sad that after his legendary 2011 mvp season we were robbed of peak Derrick Rose when he tragically passed away during the Decepticon invasion of Chicago

Recent reviews

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  Bird 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  So much of this is beautifully constructed, such a liminal, realistic, and humanist depiction of poverty. In other moments however, it feels like a year 9 English text (derogatory)

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Stanley Kubrick was really out here horny posting on main and they murked him for it

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  This movie was just kinda boring I don't have many interesting thoughts to write here.

  Instead I'm using this as a call out to the fuckwit that sat behind me, who thought his commentary (repeating lines of dialogue out loud in a sarcastic voice) was so insightful that the whole theater would appreciate it. Fuck you for ignoring being shushed 4 times by 4 different people. Fuck you for requiring me to tell you to your face to shut the…

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  AGGRO DR1FT 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  “There is magic in this brutality, I am mesmerised by it” 

  A window into a music video esque neon hellscape, inhabited by video game NPCs, and centred around a protagonist who drives around in cosplay monologuing like a Florida Batman.
  This is so my shit. 

  Harmony Kornine’s films have always eschewed traditional character and narrative in favour of provocative images often accompanied by repetitive, pseudo philosophical quotation. This film is no different, rather this is Harmony’s vision taken to the nth degree.

  A radical transhumanist work of art.