Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025 2

  trap? more like Crap!!! from a butt!!! 

  kept expecting a real big twist and it was just that he had mommy issues and ocd…. 

  i kinda fw lady raven though, try out breakbeats girl! someone give her ableton and let her cook!

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  The Void 2016

  ★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025 1

  some very sick ghoulies in this but ultimately a undercooked grab bag of cosmic horror tropes of the last 50 years—carried by some truly heinous character writing across the board. i did have a Good Time watching this however, it’s corny enough to just barely string you along until the vaguely disappointing ending!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  loved how real estate brokerage portends the literal plague, the Renfield character selling his soul to death maybe a sick way to talk about capital and imperatives of expansion lolol

  also religious death cult fanaticism—“use me!! providence!” (which is tied up w the above) do be having contemporary analogues…

  very funny watching Eggers high-T, monotone, dick-hanging nosferatu after watching kinski in the herzog version, there’s a distinctly silly vibe to both monsters—probably key part of any monster? their cartoonish human-ness…

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  Hotel for Dogs 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 May 2022

  this movie was rly out here in 2009 encouraging destruction of private property and sticking it to the cops, an acab animal rights activism banger feat. jake t austin from wizards of wave rly place and phoebe from friends and also don cheadle