Brian

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Being a patron means realizing that someday, after you die, all of your posters will revert back to default.

Favorite films

  • True Romance
  • Zodiac
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Return of the Living Dead

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  • Adventures in Babysitting

    ★★★★

  • Bedazzled

    ★★½

  • Cuckoo

    ★★½

  • Pinball: The Man Who Saved the Game

    ★★★½

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  • Bedazzled

    Bedazzled

    ★★½

    Although not bad, this is the epitome of disposable. Almost entirely carried by Elizabeth Hurley‘s many wardrobe changes.

  • Wolf

    Wolf

    ★★★½

    A werewolf film from the ‘90s starring Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer? Why isn’t this more talked about among horror fans? Well, because it isn’t horror. More of a dramatic thriller, really. I mean, what this movie essentially boils down to is two werewolves (or wolfmen?) trying to out-connive each other for a publishing house editor-in-chief position. As stupid as that sounds and probably is, I enjoyed my time with it, mostly because of Nicholson.

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  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★

    If you watched this rooting for Josh Hartnett the entire time, we can be friends.

  • Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    ★★★½

    In 2018, a movie called Death House was released and marketed as “The Expendables of horror”. I’ve not seen it, and apparently it’s awful. So, let’s strip it of its “The Expendables of horror” moniker, and award it to a film that actually deserves it. 

    I’m of course talking about 1997’s Wishmaster, a film that has a cast that reads like a horror convention lineup: Robert Englund, Tony Todd, Kane Hodder, Angus Scrimm, Reggie Bannister, Ted Raimi, Joseph Pilato, Dan…

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