Kyle

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Bustin’ makes me feel good…

Favorite films

  • Return of the Jedi
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • Suspicion

    ★★★

  • Borderline

    ★★★

  • Foreign Correspondent

    ★★★

  • The Thing

    ★★★★★

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  • Suspicion

    Suspicion

    ★★★

    Jesus, kill her if you must just stop calling her Monkeyface…

  • Borderline

    Borderline

    ★★★

    Came for Samara Weaving, stayed for Ray Nicholson - that guy is gonna be a superstar…

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    You’ve all seen the Wilford Brimley/Paul Rudd meme but guys - I’m the same age as Old Grandpa Wilf was here. Take a look at my profile pic & tell me how this is possible?!

    Also, the movie watching public in 1982 - absolute idiots…

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    Still remember my first watch of this all the way back a doe eyed youngster in student accommodation, just setting out in life with a heart full of hopes & dreams. 

    Cut to two hours later, broken Kyle just staring at the tv static on the screen for 10 minutes after the VHS had ejected itself, traumatised, quickly coming to the realisation this is actually the bad place…

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