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Recent reviews

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  Suicide Squad 2016

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2016

  How can I jack off to Katana?

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  Black Mass 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Aug 2016

  Where is the part where I jack off?

Popular reviews

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2016 2

  Trust me, I LOVE Quentin Tarantino, but Reservoir Dogs? What the fuck?

  Have you guys ever heard of the contemporary artist that got so mad of whatever he did people loved that he shat in a box, called it art, and people still loved it? That's Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

  This movie was vulgar. It was childish. It was half-assed. Mr. Tarantula is a master storyteller, but the way he throws together "Reservoir Dogs;" the uninteresting scenes lazily orchestrated into a…

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  Ex Machina 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2016

  Like watching water boil. Jacked off hard at the ending.

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