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  • The Brutalist

    ★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • While You Were Sleeping

    ★★★★

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★★

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★½

    Beautiful movie with beautiful music with beautiful sets and beautiful acting and an absolutely lazy dogshit story.

    First hour and a half could've been an email.

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★

    Great production value and performances.

    Plot is intriguing, i like the politicking and power struggle in a clerical world, but this was obviously not written with any sort of catholic consultation because the final resolution and over-arcing plot would have been resolved immediately. It's an interesting thought experiment, but the final solution just isn't correct. But then there'd be no movie. And it could have been "correct", as in it could have been an interesting plot point that they could…

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★½

    Retarded horror concept that knows it's retarded, and somehow makes a good movie held up by some great acting, good story, and cool editing (first sequence is a rad one-shot)

    Legitimately, if this movie wasn't so silly to be considered, this lead actress should be getting the Oscar. She singlehandedly chugs 30 L of water and then carries this dumbass movie entirely on her shoulders for two hours, and sticks the landing. A good movie and hands down the best performance I've seen this year.

    Also Jack Nicholson's son is awesome in this.

    Hilarious and a fun time.

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ½

    Wow. This is the way it ends. Not with a whimper but with a whole jazz orchestra.

    So utterly boring. A cool concept, sort of a La La Land movie where the plot is interspersed with musical numbers, but it's so poorly executed. The main plot, Arthur's trial, is two hours of paint drying. And what did they expect? There's no real twists, no real turns that this case can have. We already watched the first fucking movie.

    And the…