Jan

Jan

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Favorite films

  • The Watch
  • Malcolm
  • Babylon
  • The Battle of Shaker Heights

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  • Civil War

  • Better Man

    ★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Zone of Interest

    ★★★★★

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    This movie is cooked
    The dialogue in this movie is even more cooked
    What a boring, uninspiring slog 

    Had an ad to join the Australian army half way through thanks to prime. Just thought it was worth mentioning

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★½

    Rocketman but without the rocket or man. I liked they were a monkey, that’s about it. If they weren’t a monkey, they’d come across like the biggest jerk. Weird. 

    Enjoyed the constant inclusion of the two Ronnies

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    First half ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Second half ⭐️
    Mm
    All acting very good, Mickey very good 
    Story a bit screwbert 
    Still a fun movie experience

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★½

    Imagine a die hard type movie set at an airport but not die hard 2. Imagine non stop if the plane never left the ground and Liam Neeson was contorting from an American Pie Finch style diarrhoea attack for several hours. Imagine crank if crank had an office job and used to run track. It’s the movie Carry on.

    Ethan’s in crank diarrhoea mode. Jason Bateman has a hands shrugging in the air chill one. Hank disappears half way through…

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