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Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • All That Jazz

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  • Wicked

    ★★★★

  • Roald Dahl's The Witches

    ★★

  • Welcome to Marwen

    ★★½

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★½

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    Watching Any Fifteen Seconds of "Dancing Through Life" Without Thinking "Why Does It Look Like That?" Challenge (Impossible)

  • Roald Dahl's The Witches

    Roald Dahl's The Witches

    ★★

    Listen, the script here is so silly and blandly written than it never stood much of a chance, but the 90s film vs this is among the most concise argument for why practical makeup effects are always going to be more chilling than cgi.

    Hathaway truly having so much fun. I don't know if it's good but it'e certainly the most noteworthy and enjoyable thing in this wholly unnecessary movie. Spencer is also doing her best but shes not really given anything truly interesting here.

    I'll bump this up a bit for being willing to just let the kids stay as mice.

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  • Sin Eater: The Crimes of Anthony Pellicano

    Sin Eater: The Crimes of Anthony Pellicano

    ★★

    I'm gonna say it. Anthony Pellicano shouldn't have committed these crimes. Ate these sins.

    Watching this specifically for John McTiernan did not help the rating lol

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★★★

    Somehow the first time I have seen this and it might be my favorite of these. I'm not saying it's the best, Raiders is so obviously like the perfect blockbuster action film, but this movie is so funny and emotional as a father/son thing, of course I'm gonna be about this movie.

    Also, Connery is so fucking wonderful in this. Illumination.