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  I Love You Forever 2024

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  no more nepo baby movies pls…pls

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  Companion 2025

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  It’s so weird and cringe when you can watch a movie and immediately feel how pleased the writer was with his own jokes when he wrote them — all the Xanax one liners reminded me of someone’s unfunny tweet drafts.

  this was mostly boring and just sucked in general but it’s maybe a good example of how insanely bad pacing + editing can tank a semi-interesting idea

Popular reviews

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  Under the Bridge 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 May 2024

  almost every show now feels aggressively mid with the veneer of prestige tv and the exact same formula: too much blue-green grading, tone shift bottle episode midpoint, one or two extremely good actors who can’t save bad material

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  Trap 2024

  Watched 30 Aug 2024

  I had a crush on this girl in 9th grade and I tried to impress her by telling her I owned a DVD of The Faculty starring Josh Hartnett

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