Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rocketman 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  The Stephen Graham “Adolescence” on Netflix love has to go somewhere considering there isn’t a page for Adolescence for reasons that are above my comprehension.

  However, in ep 4 when they are driving to the store I thought to myself, “I thought this world didn’t make 5 Star No Notes stuff anymore and I stand corrected.”

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  Control Freak 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The boyfriend was absolutely terrible. I don’t say that because I know I could play that part better, I’m not even an actor.

  I say that because this is about the 150th review of this movie and he might actually see this comment—bro—this is not the way.

  …dropped a 1/2 star after seeing whateverthefuq that last scene is 😂

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★ Watched 09 Jun 2022

  I just imagine the team telling each other, "yeah, but make it MORE complicated."
  Overstuffed with so many side stories that were completely unnecessary while also giving us as close to a Jurassic World: Fast and Furious edition no one ever asked for.

  My bar was just be better than the last hour of Fallen Kingdom and we wind up with this being worst one of them all.

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  Jingle Bell Bride 2020

  ★★ Watched 24 Oct 2020 2

  (Reviewing all Hallmark Christmas movies 2020 and will rank them when it's all over...why?! 2020 that's why.)

  1) Happy the season starts with diversity!

  2) The town has no hotels or inns and can't hold visitors, but they have a giant festival?!

  3) Seriously. A friggin backdrop in a crucial scene at the end?! Didn't shut the door? How did this get by so many people?!?!

  1 down, 39 more to go.