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  • Hands over the City
  • PlayTime
  • The Color of Pomegranates
  • Stalker

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • All That Money Can Buy

    ★★★

  • Basquiat

    ★★★

  • De Wind in de Wilgen

    ★★★½

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  • Innerspace

    Innerspace

    ★★½

    neon genesis martin short

  • Watermelon Man

    Watermelon Man

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Mickey 17 is Rob Pattinson playing a pathetic little guy (in space) with an accent that the pre-movie trivia told me was inspired by Ren from Ren and Stimpy, and he also plays a bunch of other Mickeys (including one particularly good hater of a Mickey) in the process. How could I not enjoy him?

    Dragged a bit in the middle (especially when I thought that scene in Kai's quarters would never end), but still entertaining enough. Echoes of Discovery…

  • All That Money Can Buy

    All That Money Can Buy

    ★★★

    Busted out laughing at Mr. Scratch chowing down on that stolen peach pie. 5/5 for Walter Huston and his devilish grin, especially with how he constantly looked like he had more teeth than a normal human should have.

    The rest of the movie was fine, and an easy watch for a low brainpower evening after work. Competently made, a bit of a snooze at times, and never quite as eerie or Twilight Zone-feeling as I hoped it would be, but…

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  • Homoti

    Homoti

    ★★★★★

    still love Homoti, and that's no asparagas

  • The Legend of Hallowaiian

    The Legend of Hallowaiian

    ½

    not enough bread, but at least the buff tiger had that unnervingly photorealistic plate of rolls