Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  I jumped 5 times but that might just be cuz I have the jump scare reflexes of a twink. 

  Set design so fire ROMULUS REMIS RAAAAAAA

  Sound design so nice heavy play to space odyssey. Couple mid bits but didn’t get nut depression.

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  Damsel 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  Whoever made the trailer should have edited the film

  I’m glad my tv’s audio is shit so it blocked out the sheer amount screeching for no reason

  I’d fuck the dragon tho

Popular reviews

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  Fk you industry plant

  I feel bad for your cinematographer who had to film new shit every 3 seconds

  My brain rotted would rather scroll through Instagram carcrash videos

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