Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Nostalgia made me realize I was a fat ginger neek

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  Into the Inferno 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Would Antarctica explode if I pissed in the volcano?

Popular reviews

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  Damsel 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  Whoever made the trailer should have edited the film

  I’m glad my tv’s audio is shit so it blocked out the sheer amount screeching for no reason

  I’d fuck the dragon tho

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  Fk you industry plant

  I feel bad for your cinematographer who had to film new shit every 3 seconds

  My brain rotted would rather scroll through Instagram carcrash videos

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